I’ve been looking forward to this day all of last week. The day I return to my writer’s corner to

We’re nearing the end of Operation Elbow Grease here at Watson HQ. My former office is no more. The computer

There’s a common question that gets thrown at fiction writers: “Where do your ideas come from?” Where do the characters,

“What’s up?” Lady Laura asked as I slumped on the sofa. I had finally finished dismantling the standing desk and

… At least for this week. Yes, I am well aware this is the biggest break of tradition ever seen

A few months back, I decided to quell my OCD ways by painstakingly categorising my Kindle library into its respective

Ever get those days where you wake up feeling pissy for absolutely no reason? Not angry. Not sad. Just… off.

Warning: If crass topics aren’t your marmalade, skip over this email. For adults with even just a follicle of humour

Also known as… Me. Why? Well, for starters… I closed The Goblet of Fire after Chapter 4 as a kid

Most of you loveable scoundrels regrettably found me through social media. You might have clicked one of my ads… Watched

The other day, while going down the rabbit hole that is also known as Google, I stumbled upon an astonishing

Since publishing my first novella 11 years ago, I’ve come to realise something: Readers are a delightful, baffling, hilarious, emotionally

I’ve been entrepreneurial all my life. I remember as a kid not having a clue what I wanted to do,

We’re starting to “encourage” Master Liam — our resident 14-month-old — to climb the stairs himself now that he’s weighing

… Absolutely nobody. 😈 ​https://djjwatsonstore.com/products/TDR-Bundle​ Stay strange, DJJW

Deliverability, that is. You see, without getting too technical, for every one Legionnaire NOT opening, reading, and engaging with my

A question I occasionally see slip into my inbox looks something like this: “Can my kid read The Divided Region?”

Yesterday, I (regretfully) informed you that my Email Service Provider deems you inactive. I say "regretfully" because these tech platforms

Just a quick heads up: Tomorrow I’ll be contacting “Cold Subscribers” that my email service provider has flagged up on

Greetings disciple, My email service provider has alerted me that they deem you surplus to requirements "Cold." By that, you