Disclaimer: I don't hate kids. I happen to own two of them myself, but by God, do I DESPISE the

Well, it's safe to say this has been an interesting week. Last Friday, Legionnaires will recall that I declared victory

It seems The Divided Region cannot stop earning praise and comparisons to the mighty… the legendary… the memorable… ​ …

How on Earth are we staring down Halloween? The year is basically over now, especially here in the UK as

On Monday, I told the story of the Sycamore Gap tree — cowardly felled by two gormless twats thirsting for

Two toothless tree fellers A few years ago, a national symbol of the North — which also featured in Kevin

Well, what do you know? It's Friday again. Which also marks the end of Week 40 of the year (yes,

A deep, wallowing heaviness sits in the centre of my stomach as I write this email. I'm not sure if

I was to-ing and fro-ing about this over the weekend, but I've settled on an answer. As we approach the

Circle back to 2012. I was 18 and just about to get spat out of Sixth Form College (which is

Well, well, well. If you have a look at that… It's Friday — again. Is it me, or are weeks

The other day, I climbed down from my ivory tower and indulged in some pagan behaviour: ​ TikTok. ​ It's

A question that has hung over me for longer than I'm proud to admit is: Why are weather forecasters able

On the same afternoon, I got two comments on YouTube for the audiobook of Exiled that sum up why I

The most awkward thing happened yesterday, and it could've landed your Overlord & Saviour in BIG trouble. Whilst cooking a

Well, if you look at that. It's Friday. And if you've been with us lowly rogues for a time, you

Or, at least, that's what Lady Laura would have you believe. You see, the other day I told the story

Lords and Ladies of the Legion: I regret to inform you that after five years of owning Smoothy Susie, our

As I dictate this email, I'm pushing Master Liam on a swing at our local park while our car undergoes

Last Monday, I announced my quarterly purge, and today I can reveal to you the body count. And let me