I was to-ing and fro-ing about this over the weekend, but I've settled on an answer. As we approach the

Circle back to 2012. I was 18 and just about to get spat out of Sixth Form College (which is

Well, well, well. If you have a look at that… It's Friday — again. Is it me, or are weeks

The other day, I climbed down from my ivory tower and indulged in some pagan behaviour: ​ TikTok. ​ It's

A question that has hung over me for longer than I'm proud to admit is: Why are weather forecasters able

On the same afternoon, I got two comments on YouTube for the audiobook of Exiled that sum up why I

The most awkward thing happened yesterday, and it could've landed your Overlord & Saviour in BIG trouble. Whilst cooking a

Well, if you look at that. It's Friday. And if you've been with us lowly rogues for a time, you

Or, at least, that's what Lady Laura would have you believe. You see, the other day I told the story

Lords and Ladies of the Legion: I regret to inform you that after five years of owning Smoothy Susie, our

As I dictate this email, I'm pushing Master Liam on a swing at our local park while our car undergoes

Last Monday, I announced my quarterly purge, and today I can reveal to you the body count. And let me

Today is Friday, and usually that means capping off the working week with a series of facts belonging to a

A couple of weeks ago, I migrated my website to a new home after months of procrastination. It has allowed

Yesterday, I regretfully informed you that my Email Service Provider deems you inactive. I say "regretfully" because these tech platforms

I try to get out for a walk as much as I possibly can, which — in contrast to a

Alright, maybe ‘traitor’ is a little harsh, but I had to grab your attention some way. (Hence the all-caps, too.)

Tomorrow I'll be contacting "Cold Subscribers" that my email service provider has flagged in my system. These are Legionnaires who

Well, if you look at that. The end of the week is upon us already. Admittedly, it was a short

Being an avid emailer, you might suspect I am subscribed to a bunch of newsletters. And you'd be right on