The other day, whilst wading through the masses in our nearby mall, I saw an elderly lady leaving the store

Long before we had two rugrats, Lady Laura and I used to do a fair amount of gallivanting. We've travelled

Wowza, what a week it has been. We had the US midterms, which always seem to consume as much of

Your eyes aren't deceiving you. Despite wading through creative blocks, an illness that bludgeoned me for weeks, and burning enough

Not too long ago, I saw the following passage from The Fellowship of the Ring, and if you didn't know

Mondays can be quite the drag. After a weekend spent taking it easy, or at least trying to, you're thrust

’Tis the season to be spooky, la la la la laaa… La la laaaa… ​ BOO! 😈 ​ Alright, that

In my earlier adult years, I used to be plagued by something called sleep paralysis. If you haven’t got the

Given it's the spookiest time of the year, it's only right we continue where yesterday left off. Unlike yesterday's story,

It was a Sunday evening way back when your Overlord and Saviour's voice still hadn't broken. My mum and dad

You hear that, Legionnaire? That's the calm before the incoming storm. Only, the storm I allude to isn't the kind

Whilst toying with this week's theme for Fun Fact Friday for more time than I'm proud to admit, it occurred

Every noteworthy person, good or bad, usually finds themselves in a biography at some point, and I'll let you in

Disclaimer: I don't hate kids. I happen to own two of them myself, but by God, do I DESPISE the

Well, it's safe to say this has been an interesting week. Last Friday, Legionnaires will recall that I declared victory

It seems The Divided Region cannot stop earning praise and comparisons to the mighty… the legendary… the memorable… ​ …

How on Earth are we staring down Halloween? The year is basically over now, especially here in the UK as

On Monday, I told the story of the Sycamore Gap tree — cowardly felled by two gormless twats thirsting for

Two toothless tree fellers A few years ago, a national symbol of the North — which also featured in Kevin

Well, what do you know? It's Friday again. Which also marks the end of Week 40 of the year (yes,