Alright, maybe ‘traitor’ is a little harsh, but I had to grab your attention some way.
(Hence the all-caps, too.)
The reason for this ‘dazzling spectacle’ of a subject line?
My email service provider has alerted me that they deem you to be…
COLD 🥶
By that, you haven't supposedly opened, clicked, or engaged with any of my emails in the past 90 days.
Sometimes they do this by mistake, other times they get it right.
To make sure you are NOT wrongfully ejected from the Legion in the next two days, I ask that you do 1 of 2 things:
1.. Click this link to tell me the email service provider wrongfully accused you
2.. Or to be doubly safe, reply to this email with a word or emoji of your choosing.
You have exactly 48 hours to do one of the above. After that, you will be removed from this newsletter.
Your time starts…
NOW!
DJJW