Hello, Traitor

My email service provider has alerted me that they deem you a traitor "Cold."

By that, you haven't engaged in any of my emails for the past 90 days, which means, by the time you read this…

YOU ARE NO LONGER A MEMBER OF THE LEGION.

Yep, you've been banished forever—

Oh wait…

I think…

(Nervously checks my dashboard)

… I've sent this to the wrong segment of people.

WHOOPS! 😳

Clearly, this quarterly purge has purged some of my senses — or maybe, just maybe, I love a good prank.

In any case, fret not, Legionnaire, you're safe and sound. Your place in the Legion is secure (at least, until the next purge, that is…). The same cannot be said for those who have already received the real warning notice.

Only one out of the 44 people has snagged their stay of execution.

As for the other 43 people?

They have precisely 37 hours to dodge the executioner's blade.

I shall inform you of how many heads roll on Thursday, muhaha.

To keep you busy until then, why not indulge in the 141 bite-sized stories I published last year? They span across fantasy, sci-fi, and even have a pinch of horror, which has left some readers with goosebumps.

You can get the ebook or audiobook here:

https://djjwatsonstore.com/products/Tiny-Epics-Vol-1

(Not available on retailers.)

DJJW

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