It looks like yesterday's email inspired the level of shock I intended for, going by some of the following replies:
"I honestly did not see that coming.. well played sir"
Muhahaha!
"You got me!!!"
My devious plan worked. MUHAHAHA!
"Bastard!! I almost spat out my coffee reading this email (no offence intended)! You had me signed sealed and delivered, ill give you that."
None taken, friend.
I've always been a sucker for a good prank. I not only enjoy watching them; I very much revel in unleashing them on my unsuspecting victims.
Ask Lady Laura, and she'll give you a long rap sheet of all the things I've been up to over the years.
Much to her horror, my pranking career is only in its infancy.
Wait until Master Liam and Master Nathan get older.
Ha!
They won't know what will hit them, and neither will new readers of The Divided Region.
You'll find no lore dumps, nor will you have to wait 100 pages for the story to start.
No, no.
Life's too short for all that.
Instead, I throw you straight into the action and keep you there until the next book.
And if it doesn't?
Just let me know within 60 days, and I'll return all of your coin.
Yes, you read that correctly:
60 DAYS.
Not 14 days…
Not 30 days…
Two whole friggin' months.
That's how confident I am you'll enjoy this series.
Anyway, enough rambling from me. I've got a toddler demanding that he play with my keyboard. The link, as ever, is here:
https://djjwatsonstore.com/products/TDR-Bundle
DJJW