Yesterday, I sent out a time-sensitive offer bribe to Legionnaires, which expires in less than 24 hours.
The long and short of it is this:
I’m giving readers a short time window to grab Chapter 1 of The Great Betrayal for precisely $0. I wish I could say it’s because I am feeling charitable, but it’s not. Your Overlord & Saviour is finding creative ways to drum up fresh reviews for the Legion.
Why?
WORLD DOMINATION 🌎
(muahahaha)
You see, I refuse to kick my caffeine addiction until we have an army spanning tens of thousands strong, and to do so, I need to wield every persuasive tool in my makeup box.
While the promise of free loot is strong, nothing — and I mean NOTHING — tickles a Wildling’s ear more than hearing from those already on the “inside.”
In other words, reading what YOU have to say.
That’s why, in the next 24 hours, if you:
1. Head over to the URL further below
2. Leave an honest review about the Legion/my daily emails
3. Reply to me once it’s published
I’ll then send you a super secret Google Doc link with the chapter enclosed for your viewing pleasure.
Obviously, it goes without saying…
YOU MUST NOT SHARE IT WITH ANYONE 🤐
If you do (Google Docs will reveal names), I will immediately exile you from the Legion and block you from ever buying anything at my Storehouse.
Why so serious?
Because this is a privilege reserved only for Legionnaires—not outsiders.
If you agree to these terms, you can leave a review here:
You only have 24 hours to claim this "bribe".
All reviews published afterwards will be met with rapturous applause and appreciation, but NO chapter.
Tick tock…
DJJW
P.S. Disclaimer: Reviews are used for marketing purposes. The best ones will be enshrined on my website forever.