Well, this is awkward 😳

You weren’t supposed to click that button. 

Are you a spy? A troll? An old flame? Or are you merely a lost wanderer? 

Either way, you're not qualified to join the Legion... yet.

You can either close this tab now and pretend this awkward encounter never happened, or you could do something truly radical:

 Give my books a try.

Worst case scenario – it confirms you don’t like the genres I write in.

Best case scenario – you join the dark side and return here for a second try.

The choice is yours.