Then JOin the Legion to Unlock Your LOOT

Download The Apprentice and its digital scene art onto your favourite e-reading device in the next 2 minutes by joining the Legion—a place for those who crave adventure and aren’t afraid of an author who breaks the rules. 

Just add your best email below to begin the journey:

Still not convinced?

I get it.

You're hesitant to clutter your inbox — even for the chance to become a Legionnaire and receive a downloadable copy of my unpublished prequel.

So here's the deal:

Instead of serenading you with reasons to join the Legion, I'll give you 4 reasons NOT to become a member of this exclusive clan.

(And yes, I’ll keep calling it that because "newsletters" is boring and sucks harder than Kim Kardashian's media debut.)

Tangent aside...

HERE ARE 4 REASONS NOT TO JOIN THE LEGION:

1. I email daily.

This cadence keeps me useful and interesting. Some folks think fiction authors are quiet, Vitamin-D-deprived recluses, and honestly... some are. I'm too young to fall into that bracket.

2. I’m quirky.

If you follow me on X (formerly Twitter), you’ve likely encountered my unruly ways. One day, I might tweet about the trillions of galaxies in the observable universe and how pathetically small we all are. The next, I post about the time I wore a lime-green mankini. My muses are random, but there’s always a takeaway. My emails? No different.

3. I’m cOnTrOvErSiAL. 

This point feels pointless because EVERYTHING is controversial these days. But if the fact that I enjoy steak, believe aliens are real, think AI is cool, and love to plug my fictional wares into my emails makes your fingers twitch, then the Legion isn't for you.

4. I'm not your typical author. 

I didn’t come out of the womb with a book in hand. I didn’t even start reading until… I’ll save that story for later. Just know that my path here wasn’t “normal” and neither is the way I do things.

So there you have it...

Four reasons why joining the Legion might not be for you.

If you're still unsure about subscribing, then let me save you the stress... don't.

However, if you’re a bit like me — curious, slightly rebellious, and hungry for something different — then you might just enjoy making room for my musings in your inbox:

No spam - only the best musings from D.J.J. Watson.