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not convinced?

I get it.

You're hesitant to clutter your inbox — even for the chance to become a Legionnaire and escape to the realm of Estos (for free).

So here's the deal:

Instead of serenading you with reasons to join the Legion, I'll give you five reasons NOT to become a member of this exclusive clan.

(And yes, I’ll keep calling it that because "newsletters" is boring and sucks harder than Kim Kardashian's media debut.)

Tangent aside...

HERE ARE 5 REASONS NOT TO JOIN THE LEGION:

1. I email daily.

This cadence keeps me useful and interesting. Some folks think fiction authors are quiet, Vitamin-D-deprived recluses, and honestly... some are. I’m too young to fall into that bracket.

2. I’m quirky.

If you follow me on X (formerly Twitter), you’ve likely encountered my unruly ways. One day, I might tweet about the trillions of galaxies in the observable universe and how pathetically small we all are. The next, I’m posting a micro story. My muses are random, but there’s always a takeaway. My emails? No different.

3. I’m cOnTrOvErSiAl.

This feels pointless to say because EVERYTHING is controversial these days. But if the fact that I enjoy steak, believe aliens are real, think AI is cool, and love to dish the bad with the good bothers you, then the Legion isn’t for you.

4. My books are NOT available on Amazon or other book retailers.
(I'll explain why in tomorrow's email.)

For some, this is a deal-breaker. For others, a simple “You can still read my stories on your Kindle, Nook, iPad, Kobo, [insert any other reading device here]” is enough to ease the hypertension.

5. I’m not your typical author.

I didn’t come out of the womb with a book in hand. I didn’t even start reading until… well, I’ll save that story for later. Just know that my path here wasn’t “normal,” and neither is the way I do things.

So there you have it...

Five reasons why joining the Legion might NOT be for you.

If you’re still unsure about subscribing, let me save you the stress: don’t.

However, if you’re a bit like me — curious, slightly rebellious, and hungry for something different — then you might just enjoy making room for my musings in your inbox:

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