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not convinced?

I get it.

You're hesitant to clutter your inbox — even for the chance to become a Legionnaire and receive a downloadable copy of my unpublished prequel.

So here's the deal:

Instead of serenading you with reasons to join the Legion, I'll give you 5 reasons NOT to become a member of this exclusive clan.

(And yes, I’ll keep calling it that because "newsletters" is boring and sucks harder than Kim Kardashian's media debut.)

Tangent aside...

HERE ARE 5 REASONS NOT TO JOIN THE LEGION:

1. I email daily.

This cadence keeps me useful and interesting. Some folks think fiction authors are quiet, Vitamin-D-deprived recluses, and honestly... some are. I'm too young to fall into that bracket.

2. I’m quirky.

If you follow me on X (formerly Twitter), you’ve likely encountered my unruly ways. One day, I might tweet about the trillions of galaxies in the observable universe and how pathetically small we all are. The next, I post about the time I wore a lime-green mankini. My muses are random, but there’s always a takeaway. My emails? No different.

3. I’m cOnTrOvErSiAL. 

This point feels pointless because EVERYTHING is controversial these days. But if the fact that I enjoy steak, believe aliens are real, think AI is cool, and love to plug my fictional wares into my emails makes your fingers twitch, then the Legion isn't for you.

4. My books are NOT available on Amazon or other book retailers (I'll explain why in tomorrow's email). 

For some, this is a deal-breaker. For others, a simple “You can still read my stories on your Kindle, Nook, iPad, Kobo, [insert any other reading device here]” is enough to ease the hypertension. 

5. I'm not your typical author. 

I didn’t come out of the womb with a book in hand. I didn’t even start reading until… I’ll save that story for later. Just know that my path here wasn’t “normal” and neither is the way I do things.

So there you have it...

Five reasons why joining the Legion might not be for you.

If you're still unsure about subscribing, then let me save you the stress... don't.

However, if you’re a bit like me — curious, slightly rebellious, and hungry for something different — then you might just enjoy making room for my musings in your inbox:

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